RIP Jack

A brief farewell to Jack LaLanne, who died at 96 today. It really seemed like he might make it to 150, given his chiseled features and amazing energy. His "Power Juicer" infomercials made me want to make juice out of everything. It seemed feasible that you could put anything in- Cheerios, a steak, rocks- and delicious and healthy juice would come out. He even spawned one of the more amusing parodies in Arrested Development's brief history. So wherever you are, tip out some juice in honor of Jack, the healthiest and most jacked senior citizen the world will ever see.